" I don't know about you, but the thought of stilettos and whiskeys are pretty exciting to me. "

Considering the fact that Zouk Singapore is ranked #7 in the World.
Shouldn't you give it a chance ? *Smirks*

You and Your Clubbing Clique.

#1 The MIA(s).

Well, in your clique you will have this friend who's always missing-in-action, he/she is not some desperate. They just need to find somebody in the party to fulfil their emptiness.

Don't worry, they are not lost (: You will be able to find him/her at the end of the party

#2 The Constant Drunk-tards.

We all know that liquor does wonders, don't blame him/her, they just have low liquor tolerance.They can't really walk properly / talk any sense but they are your source of entertainment during pre-drinking. You may find yourself spending half the time outside the club, trying hard to sober them up and thinking ' why the fuck am i here. ' But a friend is a friend.

#3 The Nanny.

Kindly bow down to your this friend of yours. The nanny babysits you when you are drunk. They are some kind-hearted souls that take care everything but they can be quite a liability when you are trying to pick up a girl/boy in a club.

#4 The 'Pops'

We all have that one friend who happens to know everyone there, from friends to promoters. When they are around, you will probably hear this line for 10 over times " Hey, what you doing here! "
[ Like duh, what do you think they could be possibly doing here?]

Life's good with them, they could get you guests lists/free drinks and probably introduce you to some new friends.

#5 The Cool Kids.

They are all dressed up,have their own circles of friends because they value exclusivity highly. They are there to enjoy the music, lights and the accompany of their mates.
You can count on them to have all the fun.

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Just a common tip, the smoking room is probably one of the easiest place to meet some new people.
' May i borrow a light ' / ' May I get/buy a stick ' I don't think you need me to remind you how you may go about.

For girls, i think the Ladies is the second best place to struck a conversation.You will be engaged with the world most bimbotic conversations ever:

[After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one / That guy was totally picking me up, do you think he is good-looking ? ]

If you have yet to encounter one, do refer to #Selfie-Chainsmokers. It is the EXACT REPLICATE.